May 2012
When a guy tells my friend that she's not hot enough to get a beer at a party
I’m like:
When I'm really drunk smoking a cig and someone tells me it's bad for me
I’m just like:
When all of my group text messages are about how my whole pledge class blacked out and threw up the night before
I’m like:
Waking up and finding strange things in my hair that I don't know the origins of
When a girl I hate tries to go for a guy that's out of her league and I want to watch it fail
